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Oh no, what do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe
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on a scale of one to ten, how much would you say you liked rating things on a scale of one to ten?
awsome....
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I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPYNESS!
::random smilie::
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"Believe in me, who believes in you." - Gurren Lagann
heehee, nice one
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. - Jack Handey
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...Alyssizzle...
The mere existence of flame throwers says that someone, sometime, somewhere said to himself, 'You know, I'd like to set that guy over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'
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