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Stealing your cool internet friends since 1999.
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(¸.·´ (¸.·' whitney
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...Alyssizzle...
The mere existence of flame throwers says that someone, sometime, somewhere said to himself, 'You know, I'd like to set that guy over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'
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angela
no one wants to clean up their dead friends splattered corpse chunks, mopping up blood is much easier
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Oh my god you've got to tell me
with stainless steal agaisnt your head
I'll paint this barrel blood fucking red. We've all been scratched. We've all been tainted.
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