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"Is there, an accordion playing clown in the house?"
-Danny Elfman
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Current novel-in-progress.
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Ask not what you can do for art, but what art can do for you.
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"pff..Who's ever heard of a transforming robot"
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"...We're all dying, from the minute we take our very first breath"
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"Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders. "
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I hate vans
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"I may have implied on several occasions to several different people that I may have been Jesus Christ, but I haven't decided yet what I am or who I am." --- Charlie Manson
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